So I am the proud owner of a pair of solid steeltoed workboots. They're comfy as hell, and I think they look cool, but there is a fly in the ointment. recently, they have developed a squeak. And I'm not talking a little whispery squeak, this is the cry of mouse-banshee. It's driving me bananas! Moreover, I look like an idiot, and am loosing my ability to sneak up on people. Does anyody know of a way to make this stop?
If you put together all the ingredients that naturally attract children - sex, violence, revenge, spectacle and vigorous noise - what you have is grand opera.
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior