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DEATHATTHEDOOR Stygia Joined: September 2004 Posts: 112 Location: Canada Gender:	Shazam! You are being disintegrated and the wind blows what used to be you in all directions. I want a glass of water. _________________ "I AM GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS ME, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING OF COURSE." - Death of Discworld
Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:39 am

Schmerzengel Maladomini Joined: October 2004 Posts: 567 Location: Belgium Gender:	Shreee! You now have a glass of filthy stinking radioactive sewer water. Enjoy the germs. I want cool hair.
Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:21 pm

An_Odd_ Child Malbolge Joined: September 2004 Posts: 380 Location: Canada Gender:	magical genie noises Your hair is now made of ice. Oops, it just snapped off. I want marzipan.
Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:51 pm

Merewena Maladomini Joined: December 2003 Posts: 889 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Gender:	Bing! A scroungy-looking (and smelling) androgynous individual is suddenly at your side: "Hey. I'm Marzipan. I'll be your constant companion for the next 25 years. Got any food?" I want my finals to be over. --Edited: I was a few seconds too late on the hair one!-- _________________ Fleotenda ferhð; / Cearo bið genīwad. "The Wanderer," 54-55
Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:51 pm

An_Odd_ Child Malbolge Joined: September 2004 Posts: 380 Location: Canada Gender:	double post
Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:52 pm

Black Seraph Minauros Joined: April 2004 Posts: 35 Location: Galway, Ireland Gender:	Zi Dinpir Kia Kanpa! Zi Dinpir Anna Kanpa! Granted. Your finals no longer matter. But that's only because you were killed, painfully I might add, in a car crash. I wish I was God _________________ If you are bored,The Merest Distraction awaits you.
Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:35 am

DEATHATTHEDOOR Stygia Joined: September 2004 Posts: 112 Location: Canada Gender:	Shazam! In a horrible, death-seeding, dark storm of dooming destruction you become a god... of people who want to become gods. You have the infinity to do absolutely nothing and nothing at all. I wish I heard some good new music. _________________ "I AM GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS ME, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING OF COURSE." - Death of Discworld
Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:10 am

Mathias Constantine Malbolge Joined: April 2004 Posts: 393 Gender:	Alatarintus Morando! You now hear all the music that will be compsoed by anybody in the next few years, but it is at deafening levels and it won't go away! I wish I had katana!
Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:05 pm

Schmerzengel Maladomini Joined: October 2004 Posts: 567 Location: Belgium Gender:	Bing-a-ling shin xiao tsei! You now have a katana... driven deep in your chest. I wish I didn't have this God awful snotty cold.
Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:09 pm

Zeph Malbolge Joined: July 2004 Posts: 300 Location: Currently AWOL in China. Leave a msg after the beep. Gender:	pingpongballyoo Congratulations, your doctor just called and yes -- you do have that deadly disease that seems to be all the rage. You have 48 hours to live. But hey, at least you don't have that cold anymore. I wish there were no such things as migraine headaches. _________________ Do you wrestle with dreams? Do you contend with shadows? Do you move in a kind of sleep? Time has slipped away. Your life is stolen. You tarried with trifles, Victim of your folly.
Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:50 pm

DEATHATTHEDOOR Stygia Joined: September 2004 Posts: 112 Location: Canada Gender:	Shazam! You no longer have a head, hence no more headaches. I envy you. I want to get rid of my allergy to cats . _________________ "I AM GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS ME, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING OF COURSE." - Death of Discworld
Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:06 pm

thetragicclown Nessus Joined: February 2002 Posts: 3691 Location: Eep's couch Gender:	Ging-gang-gooley-gooley-ging-gang-gooley. You need never suffer your allergy ever again...for cats no longer exist on this planet. I wish I could live in people's dreams. _________________ V4VG.net - A British Gaming Blog
Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:58 pm

Merewena Maladomini Joined: December 2003 Posts: 889 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Gender:	beep-beep-beep-beep-DING! You now live in people's dreams. Unfortunately, you're living in everyone's dreams all the time, and also in reality. This means you have to deal with the consequences of "your" actions in this workaday world. (Put the murder trial, the six weddings at which you're the groom, and the protest at your house for the world-wide ban on chocolate on your calendar for tomorrow.) I wish I had as much money to spend at Tiffany's as I wanted. _________________ Fleotenda ferhð; / Cearo bið genīwad. "The Wanderer," 54-55
Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:34 pm

freakjoey Stygia Joined: May 2004 Posts: 117 Location: oak harbor _die_ Gender:	wu-shaw!!! You now have a prepaid credit card to tiffany's but sadly the store has gone out of bussines. I wish I had a lie detecter.... _________________ "being a freak is a privlige DAMN IT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!" "but thats what happens when your different your always to blame and its always always your fault!"
Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:18 pm

Black Seraph Minauros Joined: April 2004 Posts: 35 Location: Galway, Ireland Gender:	(Magic Explotion) You now tell lies from truth. The problem is, you hear so many lies you realise how much we lie, yet you cannot figure out why people lie so much. It drives you mad. I wish I was in the Sumerland with everyone who ever made me happy _________________ If you are bored,The Merest Distraction awaits you.
Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:38 am

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