When you wear prementioned boots to bed.

You know you're goth if you're favorite season is winter just so that you can have an excuse to wear black.

You know you are goth when after being escorted from the graveyard at eleven at night you bid the security personnel a good morning.

- Night Owl

If you go to a wedding and someone asks you where the funeral is. MLIG

You know you're goth when "separating colors" for the laundry is an urban legend to you

Just from my experiences.

... you have to continuously explain to people in the college/work parking lot that your "Undead undead undead" bumper sticker is in no way related to World of Warcraft.
... you once had to explain to somebody that World of Warcraft did not invent the word undead after attempting to explain your bumper sticker.
... your license plate frame is NOT a reference to Batman's secret hideout.

That second one I found kind of sad..

you know your goth when people are asking you who died all of the time

you know your goth when you scare the people at the funeral

you know your goth when it's Halloween and you don't have to buy a costume

You know you're goth if...
...the watchman/security guard of your favorite graveyard remembers the last time you visited the graveyard, and you never leave without talking to him.
...and if you consider him to be one of your few friends.
...when you've visited almost every graveyard in your city
...when friend asks where they should meet you, you reply with the name of your favorite graveyard
...when you want to get married in a graveyard.
...when you've dreamt of getting married in a graveyard, at night, with blood raining down from the skies and rose petals scattered about on the ground below, and you're dressed all in black. (This happened about three or so years ago. What is hilarious is that my groom was Marilyn Manson, and I didn't really like him or his music back then either, neither was I the taphophile that I am now, back then)
...when, post break-up, you try to rationalize by telling yourself "He refused to get married in a graveyard, and he didn't want to get married in the Sedlec Ossuary either!"

True stories there

Okay, that sounded more like "You know you're a taphophile if...", I apologize >_>
eyard, and he didn't want to get married in the Sedlec Ossuary either!"

True stories there

Okay, that sounded more like "You know you're a taphophile if...", I apologize >_>

You know you're goth if you know what "taphophile" means (or at least possess the curiosity and intelligence to hunt down the meaning for yourself), and you use that word.

-- Nephele

A tap dancing enthusiast?

You know your goth when you start considering shades of black, too bright for you to buy.

That made me laugh out loud for real.

Quite possible you're goth if you look around and notice you're overdressed for the occasion.

...and it happens alot.

...if you see a person on the top of the roof of a house next door and hold fingers for him to jump. ^.,.,.^

You know that you are Goth when someone asks who you idolize and you reply "The Grimm Reaper" in all seriousness.

I did that one year and it was pretty sad.