Hey, I found something really cool on a romanian joke site.
It's a list with some of the most commonly used romanian curse words and expressions (the complete list is really really big).
These expressions have been translated in english word by word. This is how it would sound if an american used romanian curses:

"s-o rad pe mata in cap" = "I would shave your mother's head"
"nu ma freca la icre" = "Don't rub my fish eggs"
"ce puii mei" = "What my chickens"
"cacat cu ochi" = "turd with eyes"
"ceapa ma-tii" = "your mother's onion"
"pana mea" = "my feather"
"ma doare în cur, basca, cot" = "my butt/hat/elbow hurts"
"plimba ursul" = "go walk the bear"
"frec menta" = "rub the mint"
"sa moara pestii mei" = "it hurts in my fourteen"

I hope you like it.

I wish I could pronounce all that... personally I love Shakespearean insults. We were given a formula for year 10 English for them

I have a suspicion my teacher printed it from here