I could not find this thread any where else so here it goes.

I decided to start a contest to see who could come up with the funnest "You know your goth if" joke.

The rules are simple. In the joke you need to start with You know your goth if. I will start with You know your goth if you ask if the pizza place has bat wing pizza.

Hm, well this actually stems from a true story...

"You know you're Goth when... You find Halloween stuff and think of ways to use it for your home."

"You know your goth if you feel too GAF to post anything in a 'You know your goth if...' thread."




~Puppies

That's incredibly funny and true because I do that

How about... You know you're Goth when your wardrobe consists of 2 colors: black and faded black.

Sorry guys, I couldn't think of a good one.

You know you're goth if the wrong use of "your" in title of this thread makes you homicidal.

Or is that a Grammar Nazi? I always get those two confused.

~ LadyA, shocked to hear there are people who don't use Halloween decor all year 'round

See, this is why I have editors...

Also;

"You know you're goth if you use a picture of Eep instead of a mirror."


~Puppies

Well, I am a six-foot, longhaired, Hispanic goth male, so it only makes sense.

Only now I'm not gawf, because I referred to myself as such. <sigh> Time to go out and buy an Amy Grant CD.



P.S. You know you're on a goth message board when you feel the need to link to Amy Grant's wiki page for reference. d-:


~ LadyA, quite possibly the antonym for "six-foot, longhaired, Hispanic goth male"

You know you're goth if you had to click on Lady A's reference link to figure out what she was talking about.

You know you're goth if you're known for crying eyeliner, rather than tears.

You know your goth when it LOOKS like your crying blood BECAUSE of you eyeliner.

You know you're Goth when...
You can't tell your light is on in your closet.

Edit: About my earlier "You know you're Goth when..."... Reminded me of the one Strange Fiction comic LadyA posted back a couple Halloweens ago. Comic if you don't mind, of course, LadyA.

You know you're goth when you get upset because your blacks don't match.

lol what a cool thread.

You know you're goth when you know "Black is Beautiful"

(Corny I know but hey)

You know your goth when you were all black in a 110 degree weather.

You know you're goth when people say hi to your shadow.

"You know you're goth if... You read Rebecca's Realm comics"