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Corrupted Wish Game

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Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Puck the WaltzQueen » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:42 pm

Earn some goth points by corrupting another person's wish and then post your own!

Example:
{I wish I had a candy cane and hot chocolate
Granted- but they're both poisoned.}

I'll start.

I wish I was immortal.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:46 pm

Granted - but you have to spend eternity listening to Justin Bieber.

I wish I was ambidextrous.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Midieval Fantasy » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:52 pm

Puck the WaltzQueen WroteColonEarn some goth points by corrupting another person's wish and then post your own!

Example:
{I wish I had a candy cane and hot chocolate
Granted- but they're both poisoned.}

I'll start.

I wish I was immortal.


Okay, but like Tithonus, you will continue to age forever.

And Minnie answered it before I could post.... okay then:

DarklyInclined WroteColonGranted - but you have to spend eternity listening to Justin Bieber.

I wish I was ambidextrous.


Alright but your arms would both be controlled by Justin Bieber and you would literally be his to command!

I wish I could Fly.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Nephele » Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:00 pm

Midieval Fantasy WroteColonI wish I could Fly.


Granted. But the TSA will follow you around, giving you continual "pat downs."

I wish it would snow enough for me to build a snow fort.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby under_lord » Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:19 pm

Granted. But there would be too much snow to go outside!

I wish I could teleport myself.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Wolfmammy » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:02 pm

under_lord WroteColonGranted. But there would be too much snow to go outside!

I wish I could teleport myself.

Granted ~ But you can only teleport to nasty port-a-loos. :mrgreen:

I wish I had a clean notebook.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Hyde » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:10 pm

Granted- But the ink rubs easily off the paper.

I wish I had more coffee.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Wolfmammy » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:24 pm

Hyde WroteColonGranted- But the ink rubs easily off the paper.

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted ~ But it's coffee grounds chewed and spit back out by ogres!

I wish I had a cat.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Puck the WaltzQueen » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:44 pm

Granted!- But it'll eat you if you stop petting its stomach

I wish I had wings
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Hyde » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:03 pm

Granted-- But your wings are made of cardboard and cannot support your weight for flight.

I wish I had more time to sleep.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Puck the WaltzQueen » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:09 pm

Granted!-You are now dead and will be taking a long dirt nap

I wish I could sing well
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Hyde » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:15 pm

Granted-- But you can only sing the work of Britney Spears or Kanye West.

I wish I could visit Paris
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby under_lord » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:20 pm

Granted, But sadly the city was destroyed by a mass attack... There's only ashes on there. Sorry :P

I wish I had super strenght
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Hyde » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:23 pm

Granted-- But you can only use it while dancing wildly.

I wish I had a garden
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Nephele » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:42 pm

Granted. But some alien seeds took root in your garden and now you're forced to feed Audrey II.

I wish my black nail polish would never chip.

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