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Corrupted Wish Game

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Nephele » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:42 pm

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Granted. But some alien seeds took root in your garden and now you're forced to feed Audrey II.

I wish my black nail polish would never chip.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:49 pm

Nephele WroteColonI wish my black nail polish would never chip.

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Granted. But the nails would look like those of a hag

I wish I could be 20 years old at London in 80's
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Puck the WaltzQueen » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:50 pm

Granted. The nail polish on your detatched fingers and toes will never chip as they are now in jars.

I wish I could breathe in water.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:56 pm

Puck the WaltzQueen WroteColonGranted. The nail polish on your detatched fingers and toes will never chip as they are now in jars.

I wish I could breathe in water.


You've beat me with the nails :lol:

To your wish - granted. As a plankton
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby ArcAngel » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:07 am

Stargazer WroteColonI wish I could be 20 years old at London in 80's

Granted, but you're locked in a jail cell.

I wish more restaurants had Vegan food. :P
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:16 am

ArcAngel WroteColonI wish more restaurants had Vegan food. :P


Granted. It would cost you a limb
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Wolfmammy » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:21 am

Oi! You need ta make a wish so's we can corrupt it!
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:44 am

Sorry! Forgot it.

I wish I met AVC in personal (Oh-oh, I know it's coming...)
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Letalis Senium » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:47 am

Granted, but as a psychiatric in-patent in the same therapy group. :twisted:

I wish for a full sized house made out of LEGO.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Harpy Senium » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:09 am

Granted, but Legos will come out of the faucets instead of water.

I wish I could run 5-minute miles.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Hyde » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:43 am

Granted-- But your legs are now those of a mouse.

I wish I had been born in a different time period
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Harpy Senium » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:48 am

Granted, but dinosaurs don't speak English.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and stay at a healthy weight.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Hyde » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:49 am

Granted-- But you can only eat toenails.

I wish my phone vinyl player worked
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:08 pm

Granted. But only for 10 minutes.

I wish I could play bass guitar
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby sean » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:00 pm

granted. but the first day playing the strings break you fingers.

i wish that i was shorter
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:06 am

Granted. But now you're only four inches high, and dwarves and gnomes point and laugh.

I wish it wasn't so cold.
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