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Corrupted Wish Game

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:06 am

Last post of the previous page :

Granted. But now you're only four inches high, and dwarves and gnomes point and laugh.

I wish it wasn't so cold.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:26 am

Granted. To the point the earth would boil.

I wish I was an animal
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Letalis Senium » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:14 am

Granted. Enjoy being a Mayfly.

I wish for peace on earth. (kudos if you can do this without the obvious everybody being dead :wink: )
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:08 am

Granted. Welcome to Communist Paradise!

I wish ocean water was drinkable
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:28 am

Granted - but someone forgot to wish for pipes to link it with the existing system. Enjoy the view!

I wish television was more interesting at Christmas time.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:29 am

Granted. Justin Bieber for you for the rest of the year.

I wish Santa Claus was real and - of course- Goth
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby The_Darkness » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:50 pm

Stargazer WroteColonI wish Santa Claus was real and - of course- Goth

Granted but you are on his naughty list.

I wish the radio would play good music
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby ArcAngel » Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:55 pm

Granted, but you can't hear it due to being stricken deaf.

I wish I had more money. :o
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:20 pm

Ganted. The money is fake and you can't use it.

I wish to have a private, loyal and powerful army.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby ArcAngel » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:02 pm

Granted, but they speak a dialect only they understand, so you can't command them.

I wish for an uncrowded mall for Boxing Day.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:33 am

Granted - but the shops are all closed.

I wish I was the greatest musician in the world.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Letalis Senium » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:43 am

Granted, but everyone else will be ICP fans.

I wish for an endless supply of cake.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:55 am

Granted - but the cake is a lie.

I wish I was a great detective.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Stargazer » Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:45 am

Granted. But you would die young.

I wish there was no politics
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Letalis Senium » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:41 am

Granted. Welcome to the Borg Collective!

I wish for an easy way to get slimmer.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Harpy Senium » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:49 am

Gives LS a funhouse mirror as a belated Christmas present

I wish cake and cookie ingredients would mix themselves.
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