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Postby Midieval Fantasy » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:59 pm

"Do not put a person in the washer"

But...but...but...well damn. Now I need to find another way to discipline...

I always love how they say "waring: Flammable." On things whose sole purpose is to cause fires. I would hope that it is flammable.
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Postby Midieval Fantasy » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:01 pm

Letalis Senium wrote:Classic.


That is too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where is that located, do you know?
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Postby Letalis Senium » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:28 am

No idea Midi, just a piccy in the album of an apparent car nut. http://s40.photobucket.com/home/vinman02
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Postby morana » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:20 am

Not stunningly dumb, but still... All sorts of "smoking kills" on a pack of cigarettes. Really??

I liked the "this product may contain nuts" one the most :lol:
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Postby Harpy Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:35 am

Although it may not be all that stupid - peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.
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Postby morana » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:57 am

:oops: you're right.. I had no idea :oops:

But I hope eggs are eggs? (there was something like that if I remember correctly..)
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Postby Harpy Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:36 am

Don't worry, you're correct about that. :lol:
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Postby Minnie d'Arc » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:46 pm

morana wrote:But I hope eggs are eggs? (there was something like that if I remember correctly..)

harpy wrote:Don't worry, you're correct about that. :lol:

Thank goodness. I'd hate to ever say "As sure as eggs is eggs" in the knowledge that in fact, eggs aren't eggs.
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Postby Letalis Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:05 pm

Eggs are obese sperm. Everyone knows that.
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Postby Minty » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:52 pm

Letalis Senium wrote:Eggs are obese sperm. Everyone knows that.

There are... and also of the debil!


I bought a packet of mixed walnuts, brazils, almonds and hazlenuts at xmas and the warning label said "may contain nuts"... I thought to myself "well I bloody hope so as if not I wanna know what they are for all this money!"

I loved the one about the chainsaw... I can see where a person might get confused about which end of it to hold :lol:
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Postby Letalis Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:26 pm

"big devil sperm" (with quote marks) produced no google hits. I was most disappointed. :(

More silliness: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml
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Postby Harpy Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:30 pm

You're just going to have to write something yourself and post it on the Web. :P Fill up that void.
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Postby Letalis Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:42 pm

harpy wrote:You're just going to have to write something yourself and post it on the Web. :P Fill up that void.


Google should have picked up the reference as they scan gnet. Any moment now....
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