(Unenthusiastic bang)


You are now in the Sumerland with eveeryone who ever made you happy. Unfortunately, you never mentioned anything about not being there with everyone who ever made you angry. They're there, too.

I wish I could get this bloody katana out of my chest, because it really can't be too good for my health. . . .

*PANG!*

The Katana is now lodged in your skull.

I wish life were more like a video game

zzzZZZZzzzzZZZZAPPPPPP!

Your life is now very like a video game--namely, Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Everyone is 3x your size and beats the crap out of you over and over again. And you get uglier the longer you play. And you can only wear one color. And...it aint black, baby.

I wish my house would clean itself.

~Merewena, hoping you enjoy those green gloves--and the same sweaty shorts for the rest of your life~

Shazam! As you finish speaking your words, an oozing alien mass of acidic organic matter falls on your house. Your house is veeeery clean now... Except for a smile pile of ash. Actually you no longer have a house.

I want a new video card.

*BOOM* You are now the proud owner of a brand-new, top-of-the-line video card. However, being so very advanced it is not exactly compatible with the other hardware of your computer, and fries your motherboard and hard disk with a surge of static electricity

I wish I my guitar amp sounded better

The genie turns to your ears, which begin to shrink......... and shrink .........and shrink until they are no longer visible on the sides of your head, and you cannot hear anything at all!!! Apparently, the genie didn't think much of your guitar amp....

I wish i had a chocolate milkshake.

You now have a constant headache! (the genie is slightly deaf ((after all))and heard you wrong.)

I wish I could pay off all my debt.

Ping!

A huge bloodstained briefcase full of money appears mysteriously on your doorstep. The money is from a Mafia drug deal that went sour and its owners want it back.

I wish I had better luck when it came to rolling dice.

Alakazaam.

You now have all the luck anyone could wish for when rolling dice. However, when you are not rolling dice you have no luck at all.

I wish for world peace.

Adavwalaa.
Every thing and anything around you is peacefull. Well, that's because you've been thrown into a black void, an alternate world filled with peace and nothingness that streches for miles and miles.

I wish I where inside "Moby Dick"(the book).

Tada, you were killed, and your family keeps your ashes in "Moby Dick".

I wish I were a better conversationalist

Blam! You are now the best conversationalist in the world. But alas, you also have a mouth odour that is comparable to that of a dung-filled dead herring smeared with rotting eggs. Even the lady at the other side of the telephone passes out when you open your mouth.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

Poom!

You now have perfect teeth! Unfortunately, your gums became very diseased and your teeth fell out and you had to sell them to get false ones.

I wish I had some headache pills (that katana in my head hurts like shit. . . .)

A mysterious smoke fills the room.

You now have your very own bottle of headache pills, but your headache is gone. You now have chronic bowel inflamation.

I wish my friend would call me.

Sheeks! Your friend has called you. And has called two minutes thereafter. He/she's going to call every two to three minutes from this moment on, 24/7. Goodnight.

I want a nice hot bath.