Now normally i don't do this stuff but this actually worked for me.


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Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly correct)





whatever you do, don't cheat!


CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.










THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING!!!!













THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.








DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.






IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY


1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.











1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.












2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
















3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.













CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.















DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH



















ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME
















1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in

SPACE 2







2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE








3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7








4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4









5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.









6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR

LUCKY STAR









7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3








8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7









9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND








10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE








11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER



repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.





IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.


IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

Why does it read as though it were written by Alex Chiu?

- trag, "SUPER I-CHING!"

Ah, yes. Countless times I have received spam like this in my inbox. Who ever originally wrote it appears to have forgotten to turn Caps Lock off.



~Hell's Angel~

:l

What if you're homosexual?

Homosexuals are just a myth, like unicorns, leprechauns, Brooklyn Dodgers, and kangaroos. Everybody knows that all teenagers are heterosexual and either football heroes or cheerleaders, and that none of them EVER have sex before they are married.

i have had people send things like this to me and it never works. sorry!:|

Hm... ok. Well my results were kinda scary and some were far off.

Alright, the stuff that doesn't seem to work. The song, "Song for the Dead" somehow matches a random girl in my chemistry class, who I really don't love, and the song, "Burn the Witch" somehow describes my mind...

Scarily enough though, the rest actually works perfectly. Pretty strange.

Woohoo random spamming crap! I really pisses me off how much of this crap you get on the web.

Only one or two were scary, the rest wern't.

it freaked me out let me tell you !! i think i have to hide my results though or burn them cause i'm afraid of who will find out X)

lol^

That is so creepy. I've done that one at least three times before and it's never failed!!!! Plus, my sister just did it and the person in space three for her was the boyfriend she STILL isn't over!!!!



Edited By GothicBallerina on 1135202309

That is EFFING CREEPY.

Heh, the first time I tried that I cheated and screwed it up. The second time... it half worked.

† Oh my Goth! I got the chills like never before. Number 3 is the person I really like... Number 11 sounds right... 10 does too... 8 does.. wow... this is something. †

Wow! That almost worked perfectly! No, wait, nevermind... I got it confused with something that wasn't capped-out bs from a 13 year old. Is it too much to ask that people *not* shove things like this everywhere?