I think this thread is going down hill.

Expecting trouble?

Or do you think there's insufficient faith in Our Great Leader?

Trouble? Bring it on! If Our Great Leader is anything like Rufus T. Firefly, then we've nothing to fear!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3d6LnEy5IY

Um... Who's Our Great Leader, again?

-- Nephele

Why does Groucho look like my grandfather?

And does that perhaps explain a lot?

i dont know if this has been taken, but if not, il take chef... or, perhaps more appropriatly...

culinair of perditory wonders from the hellcooker, lol

I volunteer to be a gothic medieval villiager so that I can start the uprising!!!

Would you like to be the Torch and Pitchfork Quality Control inspector?

I most defintely would, thank you!

You do realise, also, that the role carries with it the position of Head of the Sub-Committee on Angry Mobs? As such, it will be imperative that you ensure that the Observer's Book of Reanimated Creatures is kept up to date for each annual edition.

Observer's Book of Reanimated Creaters. Check. And which reanimated creatures are we talking about here?

Oh, you know... The unfortunate creations of demented scientists; resurrected demons, reconstituted vampires... The usual. Oh, and definitely don't forget the section on zombie recognition. We don't want GSV nationals to mistake them for real people and get their brains eaten.

Oh, those creatures. I do so with happiness. I thought you meant the creatures that lurked here on goth.net.

Now there are definitely a good number on g.net. However, most reanimated creatures will fall into the remit of the Sub-Committee for the Preservation of Endangered Supernatural Species, so they can all breathe (or not, as the case may be) easy.

If were are going for a civil war, freedom fights, or just going to declare Gothsylvania to be ours from now on into the future, don't we need someone to make residency official, by handing out our very own Gothsylvanian passports (kind of like the Goth Card, but with the logo/flag on it, and the history of Gothsylvania printed in them - as written down by our very own historian)? In short, a Gothsylvanian Bureau of Papers, Stamps & Passport, headed by the CGPO (Chief Goth Passport Officer)?

And: who's going to educate the Babybats seeking asylum in Gothsylvania? (If I may be so bold as to volunteer for something, let me teach (or if someone else wants that position; stare out of the windows into the lovely surroundings of Gothsylvania all night - or perhaps at sunrise/-down only if I'm to see something - while stamping the passports for every resident).


And I'm always in favour of a ministry of silly walks (and other silly things)

We have a Minister of Education!!! Yay Nachtvlinder!