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Stunningly dumb warning labels

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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Letalis Senium » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:42 pm

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harpy WroteColonYou're just going to have to write something yourself and post it on the Web. :P Fill up that void.


Google should have picked up the reference as they scan gnet. Any moment now....
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Insert username here. » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:27 pm

I often see things that say "Do not hold upside down" or something like that.
On the bottom of the thing.
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Midieval Fantasy » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:11 pm

Recently seen on candles:

"Do not throw candle away while lit"
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:39 am

Letalis Senium WroteColon More silliness: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

Wow. Just... WOW! It's simply astonishing to see that amidst all the little, and big, departments companies have to bring their products to the marketplace, NONE of them appear to have a "Common-sense Fail Department".
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Adrastea Rose » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:23 pm

"Warning: Do not hold upside down" - On the bottom of the box. NO JOKE.
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Letalis Senium » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:30 pm

Where common sense fails, lawyers benefit. :?
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Minnie d'Arc » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:33 pm

So most of these warning labels are therefore sponsored - if not designed - by the Law Society of England and Wales? :wink:
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Re: Stunningly dumb warning labels

Postby Letalis Senium » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:44 pm

It's a conspiracy! :swivels eyes: I think we get what we ignore in our apathy.
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