You get 500 XP added to your character sheet just for the Illuminatus! reference.

Think that makes me nearly lvl 2! Guess I'll go maim some giant rats or something for more points.

Don't forget to sell their skins at the auction house. :p

OH GOD, Where to begin...It was 2001 and I was at the Theater watching (Pokemon the Movie) And I have severe A.D.H.D, Even though I LOVED and still to LOVE Pokemon. My attention span is that of a flea. So it was around 5:00-5:30PM..Aaaand..I remember 10 minutes into the movie I started making random clapping and noisy outbursts. I was throwing popcorn at the screen, Switching my music on my iPod on and off and on and off. Needless to say that my Failure Attention Span got us kicked out of the theater..With me and me "MEEP MEEEP!! MEEHEEHEEETONS" Random outbursts suck. So that's the day I started taking my MEDIKAYSHUNZ! I still haven't outgrown ADHD. So we can't go to the movies anymore, I torment the other people. Hahaha.

My worst one was when I went with some friends to see The Unborn. We managed to get the theatre where EVERYONE was jibber-jabbering throughout the movie. The ushers came in a few times to quiet everyone down, but it did nothing. They ended up kicking people out, but then let them back in to the theatre. I missed about half of the movie because of the talking and the disturbances. I ended up getting a refund. Thank god.

That movie bothered me. I don't know why they didn't just realise the logical solution to the whole demon entering the world problem was to just shoot the girl in the head.

Hm...where to begin...
Not too long ago, a friend and I went to see The Lion King 3D. We were fine until I ate a handful of popcorn. One unpopped kernel lodged in my throat and I began choking. My friend, ever the drama queen, started trying to get the attention of people sitting near us, only to be shushed and glared at. By this point, I was practically on the ground choking, and nobody was helping. I was even told to 'Keep it down, for fuck's sake' by someone with kids. Eventually, a lovely woman with her daughter noticed my display and gave me the heimlich manouver. Truly lovely people, cinema goers. -_-

Well, you shouldn't have been causing such a ruckus with your near death. It's just plain rude to die noisily.

Bystander Effect is a terrible, horrible, disgusting thing.

Top of my head:

-I saw "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" in full...but I didn't want to. Never I wanted so badly to just walk out of the theater and never look back. But I was seeing with my 7 year old nephew (and, as I already stated, I love him like a son). So I was forced to watch that piece of shit movie all the way throught.

-I saw the remake of "True Grit" with one of my friends last year. That movie was awful...but in an enjoyable way. It was so-bad-it's-good, pure cheese projected on the screen. It was enjoyable in a "Plan 9 From Outer Space"/"Manos: The Hands of Fate"/"Flash Gordon"/"The Room" sort of way.

So, naturally, I wanted to riff the hell outta the movie. Unfortunately, my friend took the movie seriously, so he kept ruining every riff and saying "shut up and watch the movie!" and "don't act like an idiot!".

I went with my dad to see the last Harry Potter movie. We ended up haveing to go three or four times because each time the theatre was full of young mothers with 3-4 little kids a piece, letting them run wild. Screaming, throwing food, bottles, ice, trying to steal my purse, Some bit me and pulled my hair! The theatre gave us refunds, but we never got to see the whole movie. It was like that each time. :/

Getting to see that movie was awkward the world over.

There was this one time in a packed cinema with a young couple VERY much in love sat next to me and my partner at the time. >.<

I stay away from cinemas now - DVD's are cheaper! I much prefer to see a stage theatre performance. I even took my Son to the Christmas Pantomime of Aladdin just before Christmas. At 4 months old he slept through half and sat in awe of the lights for the rest. MUCH better experience.

I do believe my worst was on the evening The Woman In Black came out. Me and my friend at the time got there about thirty minutes early, hence the fact we knew it'd be crowded. Everything was fine, untill these lovely immature teenage girls sat in front or us. And by lovely, I mean they had there pants down to there knees so there arse was showing, literally there whole arse, wearing not one, but two thongs...Really? Why does one need to wear two thongs in the first place? If you want action, you'd think you'd wear only one for easier removal. Anywho, they started staring. Like, whole body turned around, head between the seats staring. Because that's really sharp undercover work, and no one would notice that. So I started staring back at them. Just a dead stare straight into there eyes. And about say, after a whole minute of that stand off, they finally started asking there questions. Like "Why did you do you're hair like that? You're crazy. Did you shave you're eyebrows? Are you kidding me?". Of course, I only answered the truth "Because I wanted too." Then. Really loudly, and what made me quite angry, they shouted "I think there gay!!" And pointed at us. Whilst the people behind us laughed, and said things like "you're going to hell!" and what have you. Now I myself am Pansexual, and have nothing against people of other sexual orientations, as I am apart of such. However when people shout and point, and invoke such a topic with so many different people there, it's dangerous. I really wished my past friend didn't hold me back, because I was going for the usher. People threw candy at us the rest of the moive.

And THAT my friends, is my worst movie experience in my whole lifetime...