You know you're goth if you are no longer aloud to speak in class because the normal children get freaked by your macabre sarcasm and tendancy to crack jokes at happiness' expense.

You know you're goth if you get sleepy in small spaces because they remind you of your coffin bed.

You know you're goth if you enjoy drinking tomato juice from a crystal goblet, while imagining it's really blood and you're the sort of vampire who drinks from crystal because you're so, you know, sophisticated.

-- Nephele
Of course, wine will do as well. But I think tomato juice has more of a blood-like consistency.

I like to pretend that a melted strawberry daiquiri is blood.

Has anyone watched Hellsing? I love how AlucardSama drinks blood from a juoce box...

-- Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:47 pm --

*juice (wince)

If...You listen to death metal music even though you have a splitting headache. (not good, I know...*sigh* Well, I tried)

You know you are Goth when you sit around your house and wonder what fucked up things you can do to make your neighbors think you've turned into a (non-Twilight) Vampire.

I actually laughed out loud at that one... Quite an accomplishment. Wait. now I sound depressed...

My fiance and I used to have fun on the tube freaking people out. We both have lovely movie-style veneers and he wears wide leather bracelets on his wrists, so what I used to do was cuddle up to him, carefully take off one of his bracelets and bit down hard on his wrists, pretending to suckle and making sure everyonoe on the tube was staring then fasten his bracelet up again so carefully that no one could see if I had actually broken skin or not.

Also, he would make comments like "Your girlfriend has a lovely neck.". Ah...the good old days....

I had a look at the Tru Blood site and you can actually buy Tru Blood! Well, it's not really synthetic blood, but a blood orange concoction that is formulated to look a bit different in the glass. When I win that enormous lotto draw, I'm going to have a castle built with a bar similar to Fangtasia and get in a case to try evil laughing...

In the meantime, it's cheap wine from a cheap wine glass coz I'm broke :'(

Oh, the vampiric thoughts....

the first picture of you after your birthday is you with a gas mask that have been used. (It smells really odd I have to say...but my gift to me ...)

You wear your combat boots in your pajama's (or just black boots period).

You know you're goth when putting together an outfit each morning is the hardest task of the day. Can't seem to match the correct shades of faded black no matter what you do...

You know you're goth when you feel guilty about only having "normal" clothes to wear after neglecting the wash.

You know you're goth when you don't feel right unless you have something black in your outfit(even pajamas).