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Three steps sentence
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Stygia  Joined: May 2011 Posts: 211 Location: Romania, Danube to my left, Carpathians to my right Gender: 
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 Three steps sentenceThis is a popular game in Romania. I'd like to share it with you. Tell me what you think.
Step 1 : Chose the month you were born in. Step 2: Chose your date of birth. step 3: Chose the color of your t-shirt you wear right now. then post the resulting sentence. January : I hate February : I'm running naked March: I need a April: I shot May : I smoke pot with June: I killed July : I'm pissing on August: I shagged September: I married October: I licked November : I shout at December : I've bitten 1: a monkey 2: a dildo 3: a vacum cleaner 4: Donald Duck 5: A pregnant camel 6: A dog 7 Santa Claus 8: Angelina Jolie 9: a porn star 10: a bowl of cereal 11: a condom 12: a carpet 13: a horse 14: a drug dealer 15: a rich old man 16: a Milf 17: a used tampon 18: Steven Spielberg 19: an testicle 20: a nazi 23: a wooden leg 24: a drunk duck 25: a three legged cow 26: a used band-aid 27: a lawyer dolphin 28: Stalin 29: a hemorrhoid 30: a republican 31: Freddie Kruger White : cause I'm horny. Black: cause I'm radioactive. Pink: cause a voice told me so. Blue: cause I have erection problems. Yellow: cause I'm a cabbage. Orange: cause I'm sexy. Grey: cause I have blue balls. Brown: cause I hate my life Checkered: cause it feels good. Topless : cause I'm drunk. Green: cause I'm Al Gore. Other color: cause I'm lonely. |
| Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:15 am |
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Nessus  Joined: November 2002 Posts: 4455 Location: Right behind you! Gender: 
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Re: Three steps sentence I licked a porn star cause I'm a cabbage.
 Fun game. ~spidey _________________ You are entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts. |
| Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:31 pm |
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Stygia  Joined: February 2009 Posts: 152 Location: Nowheresville Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I married a pregnant camel cause I'm horny and radioactive. (black/white striped shirt)
_________________ "...the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy 'Man,' And its hero the Conqueror Worm." - Edgar Allan Poe |
| Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:54 pm |
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Dis  Joined: September 2011 Posts: 14 Location: East England (PM me for further details.) Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I'm pissing on a Nazi because it feels good.
I'm fairly sure I would shot for that. |
| Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:35 am |
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Administrator  Joined: July 2003 Posts: 2239 Location: NH, USA Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I hate a vacuum cleaner because I'm radioactive!
_________________ AKA Stellana Neptunes, thanks to Nephele "The Dead Travel Fast." ~ Bram Stoker, Dracula's Guest |
| Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:10 am |
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Administrator  Joined: November 2008 Posts: 6748 Location: New York Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence There's no 21 and 22. So I'll suggest a 22 (somebody else can suggest a 21)
22: my neighbor's cats (and I think that's also the number of cats she has...) I shout at my neighbor's cats because I'm lonely. -- Nephele |
| Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:16 am |
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Administrator  Joined: April 2002 Posts: 4130 Location: Ireland Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I need a drunk duck 'cause I have erection problems
 _________________ Goth.nets resident Atlantean (Thanks to Nephele) David Bowie - All the Madmen lastfm |
| Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:12 am |
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Stygia  Joined: January 2011 Posts: 151 Location: Tamworth, England Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I licked a drug dealer because I'm radioactive.
_________________ Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups. |
| Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:29 am |
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Dis
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Re: Three steps sentence I married a lawyer dolphin because I'm radioactive
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| Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:11 am |
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Malbolge  Joined: October 2010 Posts: 445 Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I need a Nazi's wooden leg cause I'm radioactive.
(There's no 21, so I just chose both of the nearest ones!) Edit: Can we just assume that most, if not all, Goth.neters are Radioactive...? _________________ Trade Ambassador of Gothsylvania. “Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, was it worth it?" |
| Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:17 pm |
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Malbolge
Joined: July 2010 Posts: 274 Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I shout at a wooden leg because I'm radioactive and have blue balls.
_________________ Anything offensive I may or may not have said in the above text is probably sarcasm. Us angsty dwellers of the darkest dark of the night's darkest dark tend to be like that. Signed- Lord Achilles Majick Wellwisp |
| Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:45 pm |
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Stygia  Joined: September 2011 Posts: 149 Gender:
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Re: Three steps sentence I shagged A used Band-aid Becasue I'm radioactive... wait a minute.... Im a little distured by mine
_________________ Do what you will, harm noone |
| Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:12 pm |
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Re: Three steps sentence I need a monkey because I'm radioactive.
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| Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:02 am |
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